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Ici seront postées les plus belles horreurs que nous avons pu subir :laughing:

Have Fun !

J’ai mis le temps à le retrouver mais je ne voyais pas comment commencer cette série autrement qu’avec cet epic HH.

1 out Fucking Chattard !

[hide]Holdem no limit Tournament (0,90€ + 0,10€)
[hide]Winamax Poker - 8 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
UTG - scott47_x (32015)
UTG+1 - luquet (17102)
MP - phoenix95 (59158)
MP2 - Kalimhiro (7898)
CO - sebcabane (7954)
BTN - g0uga13 (13391)
SB - macfly20222 (31774)
BB - Hero (16708)

Blinds: 2000/4000 (+ Ante 400)

Preflop: (9200, 8 players) Hero is BB with [Kc] [Qc]
scott47_x raises to 12000, 6 folds, Hero raises to 16308 (all-in), scott47_x calls 4308

Flop: [Ac] [Ks] [4h] (37816, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: [8c] (37816, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: [Jh] (37816, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Total Pot : 37816
Hero shows [Kc] [Qc] (One pair : Kings)
scott47_x shows [Jd] [Js] (Trips of Jacks)

scott47_x wins 37816 from pot
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Wow joli … Coin flip ^^

Oui ça reste un banal coin flip fail… c’est juste le 1out river qui me trou le cul :slight_smile:

Saw6-Minieri:
Wow joli ... Coin flip ^^


Oui ça reste un banal coin flip fail... c'est juste le 1out river qui me trou le cul :)
booommmmmmmmmmmmmm! haha

nice one !

pas terrible le mien, vu comme ca mais vu les consequences …

[hide]Holdem no limit Tournament (Ticket uniquement)
Winamax Poker - 3 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
BTN - badugii (13717)
SB - Tony G 64 (7796)
BB - Hero (8487)

Blinds: 400/800 (+ Ante 80)

Preflop: (1440, 3 players) Hero is BB with [9c] [Ah]
1 fold, Tony G 64 raises to 7716 (all-in), Hero calls 6916

Flop: [As] [Js] [Qh] (15672, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: [3s] (15672, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: [7d] (15672, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Total Pot : 15672
Hero shows [9c] [Ah] (One pair : Aces)
Tony G 64 shows [7s] [7c] (Trips of 7)

Tony G 64 wins 15672 from pot[/hide]

oui celle qui fait le plus mal …

souvenirs souvenirs

[hide]Winamax Poker - Tournament « LE NOCTAMBULE [2000€ Garantis] » buyIn: 9€ + 1€ level: 18 - HandId: #27442620523347977-208-1302056853 - Holdem no limit (620/2500/5000) - 2011/04/06 04:27:33 UTC
Table: ‹ LE NOCTAMBULE 2000€ Garantis#08 › 6-max (real money) Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: scott47_x (134568)
Seat 2: charlie33530 (96872)
Seat 3: didine.31 (11289)
Seat 4: louison20 (157287)
Seat 5: TONTON14200 (82081)
Seat 6: TURKIYE93OZ (189798)
ANTE/BLINDS
scott47_x posts ante 620
charlie33530 posts ante 620
didine.31 posts ante 620
louison20 posts ante 620
TONTON14200 posts ante 620
TURKIYE93OZ posts ante 620
charlie33530 posts small blind 2500
didine.31 posts big blind 5000
Dealt to scott47_x
[AH] [AS]
PRE-FLOP
louison20 folds
TONTON14200 folds
TURKIYE93OZ folds
scott47_x raises 9780 to 14780
charlie33530 calls 12280
didine.31 folds
FLOP
[9S] [9D] [AC]
charlie33530 checks
scott47_x checks
TURN
[9S] [9D] [AC] [6S]
charlie33530 bets 27500
scott47_x calls 27500
RIVER
[9S] [9D] [AC] [6S] [5S]
charlie33530 bets 39992
scott47_x raises 39992 to 79984
charlie33530 calls 13980 and is all-in
SHOW DOWN
charlie33530 shows
[8S] [7S] (Straight flush 9)
scott47_x shows
[AH] [AS] (Full of Aces and 9)
scott47_x collected 26012 from side pot 1
charlie33530 collected 201224 from main pot
SUMMARY
Total pot 227236 | No rake
Board:
[9S] [9D] [AC] [6S] [5S]
Seat 1: scott47_x (button) showed
[AH] [AS] and won 26012 with Full of Aces and 9
Seat 2: charlie33530 (small blind) showed
[8S] [7S] and won 201224 with Straight flush 9
Seat 3: didine.31 (big blind) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 4: louison20 folded on the pre-flop
Seat 5: TONTON14200 folded on the pre-flop
Seat 6: TURKIYE93OZ folded on the pre-flop
[/hide]

[hide]Winamax Poker - Tournament « Deepstack Hold’em » buyIn: 45 + 5 level: 17 - HandId: #8024162845065220-194-1290122428 - Holdem no limit (500/2000/4000) - 2010/11/19 00:20:28 UTC
Table: ‹ Deepstack Hold’em(1868271)#03 › 6-max (play money) Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: cpafini (72160)
Seat 2: Jano 3-3-2 (173136)
Seat 3: scott47_x (105823)
Seat 4: llassa (100720)
Seat 5: dash557 (798756)
Seat 6: loul20 (115589)
ANTE/BLINDS
cpafini posts ante 500
Jano 3-3-2 posts ante 500
scott47_x posts ante 500
llassa posts ante 500
dash557 posts ante 500
loul20 posts ante 500
dash557 posts small blind 2000
loul20 posts big blind 4000
Dealt to scott47_x
[AC] [AD]
PRE-FLOP
cpafini folds
Jano 3-3-2 folds
scott47_x raises 8000 to 12000
llassa folds
dash557 folds
loul20 calls 8000
FLOP
[AH] [3C] [7D]
loul20 checks
scott47_x checks
TURN
[AH] [3C] [7D] [QH]
loul20 bets 14500
scott47_x calls 14500
RIVER
[AH] [3C] [7D] [QH] [3S]
loul20 bets 58000
scott47_x raises 20823 to 78823 and is all-in
loul20 calls 20823
SHOW DOWN
scott47_x shows
[AC] [AD] (Full of Aces and 3)
loul20 shows
[3H] [3D] (Quads of 3)
loul20 collected 215646 from pot
SUMMARY
Total pot 215.65k | No rake
Board:
[AH] [3C] [7D] [QH] [3S]
Seat 1: cpafini folded on the pre-flop
Seat 2: Jano 3-3-2 folded on the pre-flop
Seat 3: scott47_x showed
[AC] [AD] and lost with Full of Aces and 3
Seat 4: llassa (button) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 5: dash557 (small blind) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 6: loul20 (big blind) showed
[3H] [3D] and won 215646 with Quads of 3
[/hide]

[hide]Winamax Poker - CashGame - HandId: #546819-7-1290825372 - Omaha pot limit (0.02€/0.05€) - 2010/11/27 03:36:12 UTC
Table: ‹ Tulle › 5-max (real money) Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: x_malko61 (6.51€)
Seat 2: scott47_x (2.77€)
Seat 3: loullouly (5€)
Seat 4: ca_fait_peur (5€)
Seat 5: matmarel (3.39€)
ANTE/BLINDS
scott47_x posts small blind 0.02€
loullouly posts big blind 0.05€
Dealt to scott47_x
[8H] [QC] [QH] [10D]
PRE-FLOP
matmarel raises 0.05€ to 0.10€
x_malko61 folds
scott47_x calls 0.08€
loullouly calls 0.05€
FLOP
[10S] [QD] [QS]
scott47_x bets 0.05€
loullouly calls 0.05€
matmarel folds
TURN
[10S] [QD] [QS] [AS]
scott47_x bets 0.20€
loullouly calls 0.20€
RIVER
[10S] [QD] [QS] [AS] [KH]
scott47_x bets 0.80€
loullouly raises 2.40€ to 3.20€
scott47_x calls 1.62€ and is all-in
SHOW DOWN
scott47_x shows
[8H] [QC] [QH] [10D] (Quads of Queens)
loullouly shows
[KS] [JS] [JC] [4C] (Straight flush Ace)
loullouly collected 6.14€ from pot
SUMMARY
Total pot 6.14€ | Rake 0.28€
Board:
[10S] [QD] [QS] [AS] [KH]
Seat 1: x_malko61 (button) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 2: scott47_x (small blind) showed
[8H] [QC] [QH] [10D] and lost with Quads of Queens
Seat 3: loullouly (big blind) showed
[KS] [JS] [JC] [4C] and won 6.14€ with Straight flush Ace
Seat 4: ca_fait_peur folded
Seat 5: matmarel folded on the flop
[/hide]

Saw6-Minieri:
Wow joli ... Coin flip ^^


Oui ça reste un banal coin flip fail... c'est juste le 1out river qui me trou le cul :)

Y a que 3 J dans un jeu ?? Ou alors tu savais qu'un autre joueur avait une J ? Comprends pas...

on commence light mais c’est long à retrouver dans l’historique :imp:

[hide]Holdem no limit Tournament (0,90€ + 0,10€)
Winamax Poker - 5 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
UTG - PratPitt (1530)
CO - bibifok80 (740)
BTN - karhack21 (1160)
SB - Vicwy (2680)
BB - Gojira251 (1390)

Blinds: 15/30

Preflop: (45, 5 players) karhack21 is BTN with [5c] [5d]
PratPitt raises to 75, bibifok80 raises to 740 (all-in), karhack21 raises to 1160 (all-in), 1 fold, Gojira251 calls 1130, 1 fold

Flop: [9d] [Qs] [6c] (3150, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: [Ac] (3150, 3 players, 2 all-in)

River: [2d] (3150, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Total Pot : 3150
bibifok80 shows [Ah] [3s] (One pair : Aces)
karhack21 shows [5c] [5d] (One pair : 5)
Gojira251 shows [As] [Kh] (One pair : Aces)

Gojira251 wins 3150 from pot[/hide]

untram:
Wow joli ... Coin flip ^^


Oui ça reste un banal coin flip fail... c'est juste le 1out river qui me trou le cul :)

Y a que 3 J dans un jeu ?? Ou alors tu savais qu'un autre joueur avait une J ? Comprends pas...

il fait flush avec le J de trefle

have fun, j’ai voulu blaguer et wina m’a decoupé :confused: izi call en face tout de meme

[hide]Holdem no limit Tournament (9€ + 1€)
Winamax Poker - 9 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
UTG - Potamaa (77402)
UTG+1 - julioxx59 (28280)
UTG+2 - kyneo (37920)
MP - Nqpsterson (20000)
MP2 - Hero (25688)
CO - Motte777 (81074)
BTN - Bet My Wife (93666)
SB - lody06 (138678)
BB - Seb2Mars (44045)

Blinds: 800/1600 (+ Ante 180)

Preflop: (4020, 9 players) Hero is MP2 with [As] [Kd]
Potamaa raises to 3200, 3 folds, Hero raises to 8559, 2 folds, lody06 calls 7759, 1 fold, Potamaa calls 5359

Flop: [Ts] [Kc] [6s] (28897, 3 players)
lody06 checks, Potamaa checks, Hero bets 16948, lody06 calls 16948, Potamaa folds

Turn: [9h] (62793, 2 players)
lody06 checks, Hero checks

River: [Tc] (62793, 2 players)
lody06 bets 1600, Hero calls 1 (all-in)

Total Pot : 64394
Hero shows [As] [Kd] (Two pairs : Kings and Tens)
lody06 shows [Ah] [Th] (Trips of Tens)

lody06 wins 64394 from pot
[/hide]

ok 2 outs c light mais bon dur dur vu le pot, mais surtout wina qui est pas marrant

[hide]Holdem no limit Tournament (0,90€ + 0,10€)
Winamax Poker - 4 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
UTG - lenine25000 (875)
BTN - karhack21 (3945)
SB - Baba4051 (1095)
BB - djo66 (1585)

Blinds: 20/40

Preflop: (60, 4 players) karhack21 is BTN with [Ah] [8h]
1 fold, karhack21 raises to 100, 1 fold, djo66 calls 60

Flop: [Ks] [Kh] [4h] (220, 2 players)
djo66 checks, karhack21 bets 110, djo66 raises to 550, karhack21 calls 440

Turn: [Kc] (1320, 2 players)
djo66 checks, karhack21 checks

River: [Jh] (1320, 2 players)
djo66 bets 880, karhack21 calls 880

Total Pot : 3080
karhack21 shows [Ah] [8h] (Flush Ace high)
djo66 shows [Qs] [Kd] (Quads of Kings)

djo66 wins 3080 from pot[/hide]

pas mieu …

[hide]Holdem no limit Tournament (4,50€ + 0,50€)
Winamax Poker - 6 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
UTG - maximiliana (504030)
MP - poiluleboss (184865)
CO - Bigshit (36321)
BTN - pokerchips (438748)
SB - Hero (153745)
BB - gege3146 (116208)

Blinds: 5000/10000 (+ Ante 1250)

Preflop: (22500, 6 players) Hero is SB with [Ks] [Kc]
1 fold, poiluleboss raises to 25000, 1 fold, pokerchips calls 25000, Hero raises to 62215, 1 fold, poiluleboss calls 37215, 1 fold

Flop: [Tc] [Qc] [4c] (166930, 2 players)
Hero bets 90280 (all-in), poiluleboss calls 90280

Turn: [8s] (347490, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: [9d] (347490, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Total Pot : 347490
Hero shows [Ks] [Kc] (One pair : Kings)
poiluleboss shows [Js] [Jc] (Straight Queen high)

poiluleboss wins 347490 from pot
[/hide]

[hide]Omaha pot limit Tournament (4,50€ + 0,50€)
Winamax Poker - 5 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
UTG - karhack21 (16408)
CO - Eltorn1 (46560)
BTN - Bison3D (27241)
SB - karu971 (29468)
BB - AAloloKK (80120)

Blinds: 800/1600

Preflop: (2400, 5 players) karhack21 is UTG with [Qc] [As] [2c] [Ac]
karhack21 raises to 4800, Eltorn1 calls 4800, 3 folds

Flop: [5c] [8d] [2s] (12000, 2 players)
karhack21 bets 11608 (all-in), Eltorn1 calls 11608

Turn: [5s] (35216, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: [Kd] (35216, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Total Pot : 35216
karhack21 shows [Qc] [As] [2c] [Ac] (Two pairs : Aces and 5)
Eltorn1 shows [4d] [Ks] [Ad] [Kc] (Full of Kings and 5)

Eltorn1 wins 35216 from pot[/hide]

g0uga13:
Wow joli ... Coin flip ^^


Oui ça reste un banal coin flip fail... c'est juste le 1out river qui me trou le cul :)

Y a que 3 J dans un jeu ?? Ou alors tu savais qu'un autre joueur avait une J ? Comprends pas...

il fait flush avec le J de trefle

OUPS my bad :oops:
g0uga13:
nice one !

pas terrible le mien, vu comme ca mais vu les consequences ..

Holdem no limit Tournament (Ticket uniquement)
Winamax Poker - 3 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
BTN - badugii (13717)
SB - Tony G 64 (7796)
BB - Hero (8487)

Blinds: 400/800 (+ Ante 80)

Preflop: (1440, 3 players) Hero is BB with
1 fold, Tony G 64 raises to 7716 (all-in), Hero calls 6916

Flop: (15672, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (15672, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (15672, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Total Pot : 15672
Hero shows (One pair : Aces)
Tony G 64 shows (Trips of 7)

Tony G 64 wins 15672 from pot


C dur à ce moment, 2 outter river en plus.. j'étais mal pour toi bien que soulagé..
Ici seront postées les plus belles horreurs que nous avons pu subir :lol:

Have Fun !

fallait que je poste ici loul

[hide]Holdem no limit Tournament (0,45€ + 0,05€)
Winamax Poker - 4 players
Converted with HandConverter.fr

Stacks:
UTG - Tagada V2 (30734)
BTN - sergio290156 (12675)
SB - Hero (24100)
BB - ptit_pierre (12491)

Blinds: 100/200

Preflop: (300, 4 players) Hero is SB with [Ad] [Ah]
Tagada V2 raises to 700, 1 fold, Hero raises to 3500, 1 fold, Tagada V2 raises to 10700, Hero raises to 24100 (all-in), Tagada V2 calls 13400

Flop: [Ts] [Qh] [2s] (48400, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: [9h] (48400, 2 players, 1 all-in)
River: [Jh] (48400, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Total Pot : 48400
Hero shows [Ad] [Ah] (One pair : Aces)
Tagada V2 shows [Kd] [Ks] (Straight King high)

Tagada V2 wins 48400 from pot [/hide]

Ici seront postées les plus belles horreurs que nous avons pu subir :lol:

Have Fun !