Pour ceux qui n’auraient pas encore allumé la télé/radio, Patrickkkkkkkkkk est mort hier soir. Les filles en folie se souviendront de son déhanché dans dirty dancing, les ex ados boutonneux retiendront plutôt point break ou encore road house véritables mines de dialogues d’antologie comme « la douleur n’est rien », « même l’homme le plus fort du monde ne peut pas rester debout si tu lui broies le genou » ou encore « TOUCHE PAS A MA VAGUE ».
A part ça, on dirait que Pat m’a porté la poisse pour ma dernière session: -150$ et pas grand chose à me reprocher je pense, les cartes n’étaient pas de mon côté. Pour commencer, un AK vs KK btn vs BB inévitable et je vous laisse juger sur les quelques coups suivants.
Vilain 42/25, fait n’importe quoi et aime ça:
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold’em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
SB ($104.50)
Hero (BB) ($100)
UTG ($121.50)
MP ($151.35)
Button ($108.05)
Preflop: Hero is BB with [9h], [9c]
2 folds, Button bets $3.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $14, Button raises to $108.05 (All-In), Hero calls $86 (All-In)
Flop: ($200.50) [Ac], [3h], [Qd] (2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: ($200.50) [3d] (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($200.50) [Td] (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $200.50 | Rake: $3
Results:
Button had [Js], [Qs] (two pair, Queens and threes).
Hero had [9h], [9c] (two pair, nines and threes).
Outcome: Button won $197.50
Vilain bon reg 21/19, 8% de 3b sur 500 mains. Je pense avoir un tout petit peu de FE au turn et une petite équité si je suis payé. Tangent mais pas horrible je pense, dîtes moi votre sentiment.
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SB ($132.45)
BB ($121)
UTG ($225.25)
MP ($101.50)
Hero (Button) ($178.40)
Preflop: Hero is Button with [Ah], [Js]
2 folds, Hero bets $3.50, 1 fold, BB raises to $12, Hero calls $8.50
Flop: ($24.50) [5h], [Tc], [Qh] (2 players)
BB bets $15, Hero calls $15
Turn: ($54.50) [9s] (2 players)
BB bets $35, Hero raises to $151.40 (All-In), BB calls $59 (All-In)
River: ($242.50) [Ac] (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $242.50 | Rake: $3
Results:
Hero had [Ah], [Js] (one pair, Aces).
BB had [Jd], [8d] (straight, Queen high).
Outcome: BB won $239.50
Lol HH contre un mauvais nit. Je m’attends pas à ce qu’il fold énormément au flop mais l’idée c’est d’envoyer beaucoup de 2ème baba plus une bonne équité contre son range de call.
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Hero (BB) ($114.25)
UTG ($49.55)
MP ($112.20)
CO ($100)
Button ($100)
SB ($115)
Preflop: Hero is BB with [Th], [Kh]
2 folds, CO bets $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $2
Flop: ($6.50) [4h], [3h], [4s] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $4, Hero raises to $12, CO calls $8
Turn: ($30.50) [5h] (2 players)
Hero bets $25, CO calls $25
River: ($80.50) [7s] (2 players)
Hero bets $74.25 (All-In), CO calls $60 (All-In)
Total pot: $200.50 | Rake: $3
Results:
Hero had [Th], [Kh] (flush, King high).
CO had [7c], [7h] (full house, sevens over fours).
Outcome: CO won $197.50
Super classique contre un maniaque qui squeeze ATC:
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Button ($174.15)
Hero (SB) ($129.90)
BB ($98.50)
UTG ($55.55)
MP ($117.25)
Preflop: Hero is SB with [Qs], [As]
UTG calls $1, MP bets $4.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $4, BB raises to $19, 2 folds, Hero raises to $129.90 (All-In), BB calls $79.50 (All-In)
Flop: ($202.50) [7c], [6h], [Ts] (2 players, 2 all-in)
Turn: ($202.50) [5c] (2 players, 2 all-in)
River: ($202.50) [Jc] (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $202.50 | Rake: $3
Results:
Hero had [Qs], [As] (high card, Ace).
BB had [8d], [8h] (one pair, eights).
Outcome: BB won $199.50
Vilain 52/21, j’ai jugé sur le moment que son range de 3b river c’est any K, peut-être un poil optimiste…
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CO ($70.30)
Hero (Button) ($103.45)
SB ($36.35)
BB ($141.30)
UTG ($106.15)
MP ($122.55)
Preflop: Hero is Button with [Kd], [Js]
2 folds, CO bets $2, Hero calls $2, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold
Flop: ($7) [9c], [Kh], [8d] (3 players)
SB checks, CO bets $6, Hero calls $6, 1 fold
Turn: ($19) [8s] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks
River: ($19) [Jd] (2 players)
CO bets $12, Hero raises to $33, CO raises to $62.30 (All-In), Hero calls $29.30
Total pot: $143.60 | Rake: $3
Results:
Hero had [Kd], [Js] (two pair, Kings and Jacks).
CO had [8c], [Jc] (full house, eights over Jacks).
Outcome: CO won $140.60
Cooler:
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BB ($228.35)
UTG ($20.70)
Button ($61.35)
Hero (SB) ($148.55)
Preflop: Hero is SB with [Js], [Kc]
UTG bets $2, Button calls $2, Hero calls $1.50, 1 fold
Flop: ($7) [Td], [Qd], [Ad] (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $4, Button raises to $15, Hero raises to $146.55 (All-In), UTG calls $14.70 (All-In), Button calls $44.35 (All-In)
Turn: ($144.40) [9s] (3 players, 3 all-in)
River: ($144.40) [3d] (3 players, 3 all-in)
Total pot: $144.40 | Rake: $2
Results:
Button had [9d], [6d] (flush, Ace high).
Hero had [Js], [Kc] (straight, Ace high).
UTG had [As], [Kd] (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: Button won $81.30, UTG won $61.10
Hard fold contre un nit. Je pense qu’il a quasi toujours 44 ici (il met très longtemps à payer au flop, ça m’a aidé à fold):
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MP ($104.90)
Hero (CO) ($337.70)
Button ($120.35)
SB ($97.35)
BB ($170.85)
UTG ($113)
Preflop: Hero is CO with [2h], [2s]
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, Hero bets $5, Button calls $5, 2 folds, UTG calls $4
Flop: ($16.50) [2c], [4h], [Qh] (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $13, Button calls $13, 1 fold
Turn: ($42.50) [3c] (2 players)
Hero bets $32, Button raises to $64, Hero folds
Total pot: $106.50 | Rake: $3
Results:
Button didn’t show
Outcome: Button won $103.50
Contre un nit encore, on est en HU depuis une dizaine de main et je l’ai déjà c/r 2 fois. Il en a marre et … me suck out 
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Hero (SB) ($106.50)
BB ($122.35)
Preflop: Hero is SB with [Qc], [Qs]
Hero bets $3, BB calls $2
Flop: ($6) [Td], [Js], [4c] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB calls $4
Turn: ($14) [8s] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $11, BB calls $11
River: ($36) [7c] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $24, BB calls $24
Total pot: $84 | Rake: $0.50
Results:
Hero had [Qc], [Qs] (one pair, Queens).
BB had [4d], [7d] (two pair, sevens and fours).
Outcome: BB won $83.50
Line un peu bizarre ici. J’ai pas envie de jouer 200 BB avec ovp contre un adversaire plutôt serré mais mauvais. Je décide de reprendre le lead river pour ne pas lui laisser c/b le bas de son range.
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Button ($201.50)
Hero (SB) ($239.30)
BB ($100)
Preflop: Hero is SB with [As], [Ad]
Button bets $3, Hero raises to $12, 1 fold, Button calls $9
Flop: ($25) [3s], [5c], [8d] (2 players)
Hero bets $18, Button calls $18
Turn: ($61) [3h] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $30, Hero calls $30
River: ($121) [7c] (2 players)
Hero bets $70, Button calls $70
Total pot: $261 | Rake: $1
Results:
Button had [9s], [9c] (two pair, nines and threes).
Hero had [As], [Ad] (two pair, Aces and threes).
Outcome: Hero won $260
Ah le week-end et ces donks 
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CO ($245.95)
Button ($101.50)
Hero (SB) ($100)
BB ($27)
UTG ($257.65)
MP ($107.80)
Preflop: Hero is SB with [6s], [6c]
1 fold, MP bets $3.50, 1 fold, Button calls $3.50, Hero calls $3, 1 fold
Flop: ($11.50) [6h], [Ks], [As] (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $6, Button calls $6, Hero raises to $24, 1 fold, Button raises to $51, Hero raises to $96.50 (All-In), Button calls $45.50
Turn: ($210.50) [4c] (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($210.50) [Qd] (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $210.50 | Rake: $3
Results:
Button had [Ad], [8d] (one pair, Aces).
Hero had [6s], [6c] (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $207.50
Un suck out sympathique:
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CO ($108.55)
Hero (Button) ($100)
SB ($116)
BB ($27.50)
UTG ($74)
MP ($373.85)
Preflop: Hero is Button with [As], [Kh]
UTG bets $4, MP raises to $13.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $100 (All-In), 3 folds, MP calls $86.50
Flop: ($205.50) [7s], [Js], [Qs] (2 players, 1 all-in)
Turn: ($205.50) [3h] (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($205.50) [6s] (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $205.50 | Rake: $3
Results:
Hero had [As], [Kh] (flush, Ace high).
MP had [Ad], [Ah] (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $202.50
Petite nouveauté dans mon jeu, le 5b light:
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UTG ($174.70)
MP ($19.90)
CO ($154.10)
Hero (Button) ($100)
SB ($174.60)
BB ($38.50)
Preflop: Hero is Button with [Kh], [2c]
2 folds, CO bets $3, Hero raises to $10.50, SB raises to $26, 2 folds, Hero raises to $100 (All-In), 1 fold
Total pot: $56 | Rake: $0
Results:
Hero didn’t show [Kh], [2c] (nothing).
Outcome: Hero won $56
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SB ($40.10)
Hero (BB) ($106.50)
UTG ($122.25)
MP ($126.65)
Button ($100)
Preflop: Hero is BB with [As], [4h]
2 folds, Button bets $2.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, Button raises to $25, Hero raises to $106.50 (All-In), 1 fold
Total pot: $50.50 | Rake: $0
Results:
Hero didn’t show [As], [4h] (nothing).
Outcome: Hero won $50.50
Tout ça donne un graph avec pas mal de variance dedans pour l’instant:
